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i swear to god if i wake up and my brother and his dumb friends ate all the bagels im gonna be pissed
I could never take deathclaws seriously because they look like the monsters in the first live action scooby doo movie.
- bisexuals cannot enter a building without a verbal invitation from the owner
- bisexuals cannot wade through moving water. however, they can cross over it or under it.
- garlic may or may not repel bisexuals depending on their nationality.
- contrary to popular belief, bisexuals will not burst into flames in sunlight. they are merely nocturnal, and while sunlight is disorienting, it will not destroy them
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
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